512-296-9538

George Russell Professional Inspections - Home Inspection, Home Inspector Austin

312 Congress Ave Austin TX 78701
(512) 296-9538
georgerussellprofessionalinspections.com

George Russell is a  Professional Home Inspector who offers commercial and residential inspections in Austin, TX
Home Inspector, Commercial Real Estate Inspector, Home Inspection, Commercial Inspections, Residential Inspections

Advert Spammer.     Avoid.  
One more from that crazy family of bob’s


The Ballad of Jed Spampett
by Kevin Rollins

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
Poor white trash, kinda crazy in the head
Then one day as he was shootin, at some food
Up from the ground came those cans of blue

          Spam that is
          Pink and sweet
          Mystery Meat

Well the next thing you know, he could feed the whole clan
When out of the woods popped a Hormel man
He said Spamabama is the place you oughta' be
So they loaded up the truck but only got to Antrey

          Hill folks that is
          Make you squeal!!!
          Bubba ville!!!

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his clan
And they would like to thank you folks for chockin'down that Spam
Your all invited back 'ere morn to this localaty
To take a shot and see if ya got a case of dispepsy

          Gas pain that is!!!
          Indegestion
          Moan and groan
          Get the Rolaids !! Ya hear?!

Hee-larious!  :)

Gotta wonder about a company that advertises itself by reporting itself as a phone spammer.

Keep fighting the good fight, Nurra Yin!

I'm on it.

If you see any I've missed feel free to kick ass.