"This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle is about to expire." No s**t, it expired months ago. By the way why haven't I received a first notice, and what about the last time you called and said this was my final notice? How many times do I get a final and second notice? It's so much fun when you call me every other day, and then hang up on me when I try to deviate from your demands about the year, make, and model of my car. Oh, by the way, please stop calling my work cell phone. How did you get that number anyway? I just started my job and haven't given it to anyone yet.