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Gaeri's PSA on telemarketers

By GaeriSummer, 8 Jun 2007

Ever been pestered by a telemarketer that just won't give up? Tune in as Gaeri Summer teaches you three examples of how to pwn them by using your innate powers of weirdness

 

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Rating: +1 Riana - 11 Jun 2007
WOW, you're my telemarketer-pwn-hero!
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Rating: +2 Chip Pidwinkle - 13 Jul 2007
dude, I am weirded out from the video, but thanks for the tips.
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Rating: -12 imnotsouless - 20 Jul 2007
So I'm a theatre major with a lovely summer telemarketing job. I enjoy looking at these sites because it makes my inner sociologist amused. Actually you pretty much have to be a sociology major/ minor or a "closet" sociology minor to enjoy telemarketing but anyway...I haven't gotten anything as bizarre as this yet however I have been refused by some random person using a homestar runner voice twice. Two different people. Unfortunately I have to remain professional because people monitor out calls, otherwise I totally would have done the pitch as strongbad. I also like making fun of telemarketing while telemarketing. I've been known to say "sorry to call during dinner that was very cliche of us." Soooo I make the best out of the situation. I really don't know where I'm going with this so yeah there ya go some telemarketers are theatre majors who are capable of putting up with a loooot of crap. Also, our supervisor train us to rebuttal and we can get written up if we don't try a second/ third attempt, depending on the day...so the "souless/ obnoxious/ beligerant qualities" come from fear of getting written up half the time...
aaand I'm done.
*click*
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Rating: +9 JeffMo - 13 Aug 2007
You know another way to avoid getting written up?  Get a job that contributes value to society, and stop blaming your supervisor for your ethically repugnant employment decisions.
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Rating: +2 Relic28 - 11 Sep 2007
Amen.
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Rating: +2 Rev - 8 Jan 2008
Amen again
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Rating: -17 Telephone tough guy - 23 Sep 2007
I have been selling on the phone for over 20 years. I am also responsable for training thousands of others. I am a motivational speaker and the owner of a very large phone room. It takes a great deal of talent to work the phone not to mention confidence. Most telemarketers are young people who have come from broken lives, and cant find what you people deem a normal job. These are the people that with out this type of work would probably be selling drugs to your kids or breaking into your homes. They are fellow Human beings with real lives and real life problems. At least they have a job. And not to mention the reality is. Phone work gives them confidence self worth and pays very well. The top 20% of telemarketers earn over 100 thousand anually not including bonuses. And if anyone thinks that they can use these lame as* attemps to discourage a real pro I promis you . You will get eaten.
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Rating: +3 erica - 24 Sep 2007
Well, most of the people your broken-life kids are calling have homes breaking down because they are having financial trouble and as a result, family and other personal problems as well.  So your broken-life young people are making money by harassing the hell out of people who are short on it.  And by the way, I woud probably classify as a disadvantaged young person, I was even homeless once, should I now call someone like myself and make them feel like sh*t?  Hey, it might give me a confidence boost.

And the people who keep calling me sound more like middle-aged women from the suburbs or outsourced reps from India.
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Rating: +1 Say No - 27 Nov 2007
Unfortunately this kind of stuff will keep disturbing our lives until we decide to stop buying anything over the telephone.

This "Telephone Tough Guy" has been annoying people for over 20 years and training others to do the same annoying work?  

I would like to doubt it is true.  However, I ran into a sky diving company that ran such an operation.  There was one particular guy in their phone room that could sell anything to anyone.  He sold thousands of dollars a day to individuals that represented groups.  Most of the other folks in the telephone room rarely made a sale.  After the holiday season most were fired.  In other words, they no longer had a job and they had the bad experience of being fired.  Did that make them stronger?  Certainly their confidence was shot.  The jobs were minimum wage plus commission if commissions exceeded minimum wage.

Hiring was constant.  It had to be since every month at least 10% of the telephone room staff were cut and then the larger post-holiday mass firing.
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Rating: -1 Montana Ron - 6 Jan 2008
'Telephone tough guy' said: "Most telemarketers are young people who have come from broken lives"

So your trying to hire the same people that pimps try to recruit as hookers?

'Telephone tough guy' said: "The top 20% of telemarketers earn over 100 thousand anually"

I make more than that with out working!

'Telephone tough guy' said: "You will get eaten."

Bring it on, tough guy, and you will be fined out of business!

Really, all of you telemarketers should quit and get a real job.
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Rating: 0 annoyed - 26 Mar 2008
So basically you came from a broken home, had no luck in finding a job and are now a looser who lives with his mom? No? Really? Didn't think so...so then why do you get to say that "most" telemarketers are from broken homes? I know @ the very least 10 people in the business and they are from completely happy functioning homes. And by your definition because I had trouble finding work and I come from a less then "happy" family I should be a telemarketer? I cant say...be a teacher? (Which is why I'm going to school) Telemarketers can be intrusive and very rude. Take for example how i ended up here on this site today. For the last week we have had the same "telemarketing group" calling the home. They call looking for a different person in the house each time and screwing up the name horribly. They are rude when either the person is not home or wishes not to speak with them. Just as it is their choice to call this house it is our choice to speak with them or not. No one is interested in  being shouted at. The "telemarketer" tends to only give his/her first name, ask for each person by their first name, and never stating who he/she is working for. I looked for the number and found that we are not the only household being abused. You should be ashamed of yourself for even wanting to admit online what you do for a living and being proud of it.
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Rating: 0 nemesis - 8 Apr 2008
Gee, you're a regular Andrew Carnegie, you are.  I bet dealing crystal meth on the curb builds confidence, self-worth, and pays very well, too.  Doesn't make it right.  And your faith in your employees is... something.
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Rating: 0 HadTelemarketersForBreakfast - 10 Apr 2008
So in other words, while these "young people with broken lives" should be encouraged to recognize where they went wrong, solve their problems, and learn to operate within the acceptable bounds of society, you're instead encouraging them to engage in a practice that's illegitimate and highly annoying (in the eyes of the vast majority), and in some cases illegal.

Sir, your "altruism" is inspirational.  You are truly a telemarketing saint, and obviously unmotivated by greed or self-justification.
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Rating: 0 Yeah Sure - 15 Apr 2008
Being from a "broken" home or any other problems you may have doesnt qualify you for any special vocation, certainly not telemarketing and it DOESN'T excuse rude behavior on the phone so I doubt Telemarket Tough Guy is really "helping" these unfortunates make six figures as he wants us to believe.
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Rating: 0 ha - 10 May 2008
its takes a great deal of talent?? your kidding right?.. automated dialing, calling queues filled by headquarters, and sales skills that don’t even rise to the standard of a used car salesman.. You have even deluded your self into thinking that your saving people? Seriously?. In fact, I would submit that your taking advantage of them and their trust in you, as well as a their hope for something better. I can tell you right now, the people your speaking of eat no one for the very reasons you described above. And the only confidence thay gain is fleeting. Its confidence based on the fact that they are miles away and anonymous. That confidence doesn’t translate to daily life very well when there’s no phone to hide behind.

Unless for some reason your speaking specifically of yourself. In which case that means nothing because you have apparently fooled yourself with the same garbage used to fool the very employees you claim to feel such empathy for.

1. you have not been a telemarketer for 20 years, or you wouldn’t be saying some of these things. You would know the truth by now. And if not there’s a serious issue there.
2. Your are just a telemarketer and your description of the average telemarketer is apparently a cleverly disguised description of yourself...

Im guessing 20ish, no diploma, and they hard sold you on the job with the old “sky is the limit, you can make as much as you want to make, its all up to you, reps can make up to 100k there really is no limit. (yet no one can find the 100k rep).

Advise: Stick with it, it will teach you some hard lessons about seeing things for what they. It will be good for you.
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Rating: 0 wgtc - 19 May 2008
tough on the phone, you sould try knocking on some doors sometime and see how tough you are. You are a guttless scumbag and if I ever met you. you would find out what a good asskicking is. hide in your phone room. I'll bet your girlfriend is a 900 number. get a real job! everyone hates you!
and you have no friend here or anywhere. When you die the only one at your wake will be an AT&T operator. I'll bet your mother hates you.
If she doesn't shes a scumbag also. Your a fool. Tell me where your call
center is so I can see all the Corvettes in the parking lot. most likly
rusted pintos, rich man! You can tell us how rich you are. No one buys into that sh*t. you are a loser! like all telemarketers!
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Rating: 0 wgtc - 19 May 2008
And you mother is a real loser too!
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Rating: +2 Dee - 24 Sep 2007
I think these suggestions are stupid and a waste of time.
I simply (politely) ask the caller to please hang on, I have to turn the stove off so I can talk.
Of course I don't come back to the phone until I hear the caller hang up.
It's their money not mine.
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Rating: +2 Walt - 2 Nov 2007
Ooh ooh I got one...ask the telemarketer what they're wearing and act like a sex-starved maniac.  Like you just got called by a phone sex line.  Lots of dirty talk.  You get extra points for creepiness if the person is the same gender as you are.  Awesome advice.  Max out the weirdness.
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Rating: 0 Ed Daniels from Wisconsin - 8 Nov 2007
LMAO!
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