360-322-6081

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(360) 322-6081

I had just finished a quick lunch minutes before my cell phone rang.  I glanced at the number, grimacing as I saw the 360 area code.  My immediate suspicion was that it was merely spam; every call from a 360 number I've ever received had been spam.

Ignoring my own advice to simply ignore the call, I answered.  After a few seconds of nonsensical *fuzz*, a soothing and siren-like voice picked up on the other end.  This beautiful voice identified itself as belonging to a woman named Katherine.  I immediately professed my love and asked for Katherine's hand in marriage.  She paused for a moment, obviously confused.  Her response was a single, wonderful word: YES.

I now feel that my life is complete, as the spam telemarketer Katherine and I will be married in February.  While I do not admire the career path she chose for herself, I believe she will be a wonderful wife to me and a loving and caring mother to our future children.

This is that company that sounds a ships horn and advertises some type of cruise or something.  It's all recorded.  What's funny is that I got this same call for years at my desk with a previous employer, now I'm in another city and company and getting the same call at my desk.  I don't know how they get these unlisted numbers.

I never answer unknown calls.  I loathe these people!

I didn't pick up.  There was no message so I googled it.  Apparently its very popular.