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This is the new death collector company call this company we can work out something for you

Peter,
You ILLITERATE IDIOT!!!

You can't even shill correctly!!

Do I need to call the burn ward AGAIN?!

What does a death collector do, exactly? Go around collecting the souls of the dead?
What is the name and address of this new death collector? You say "we can work out something for you". Can you work out something to avoid having our death collected? What would that entail?

I think his first-degree burn just got upgraded to a third and is in need of new skin...nice one

Why would people without any deaths (or debts) call an illiterate bogus foreign scammer like yourself?

Oooooo !!  I collect deaths!  Can I start with yours?

Peter had too much ganja, mon.

Ah, so you work in the tradition of the Paris Morgue of the mid-nineteenth century, or perhaps Scottish corpse brokers Burke and Hare from the same century, or the body banks from Max Headroom.

Florence: "Clinical brain death carries twenty points."
Breugal: "Yeaaah, yeah, but the body's still warm!"

No thanks, I'll pass! Now what planet did you say are your from again?

Why, thank you!

Oh my gosh - you people are so funny and so smart!!

My first thought when I read this post was the sketch done by Monty Python - I cannot do it justice as I'm not that funny!