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Background story: I do not have AT&T nor Direct TV account.
Cast: Me = Cool and Amazing Person, AT&T = dull bladed computerized female voice.
*Ring* Me: Hello. (Here we go again, is this a warrant for my arrest for fake social security or the warranty of my car expired 15+ years ago and the dealership I did not get the car from want to renew).
Computerized Female, trying to sound human with a chipper voice: Hel-looooo, I'm with AT&T and Direct TV.  How are you doing?
Me:......(trying to figure out if this "lady" was real or not, this is first not about what I normally get)
Female: That is awesome! (Wait I said nothing yet.)  I am calling  to let you know that your account can receive a discount of 50% off for being a loyal costumer.  Can we start procressing your account?
Me: ....(taking my time to answer, and I do not have an account with them, and my dislike for how AT&T treats DC Comics characters, I do not plan to. I am NOT woke.)...sur----*click*
they hanged up.

I wanted to tell them not to call me.