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actually I want to delete my old Facebook account. but I forgot the password, even I lost that contact number also

>>> actually I want to delete my old Facebook account. but I forgot the password <<<

You should write it in permanent ink on the computer, just like I do.  (((sigh)))

So what do you want US to do about it?! We're not 'password recovery'

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*rolls eyes*

ROFL! Good one Nonie!

You HAVE to use science for these things. REAL tried & tested science. The Magic 8-Ball, Ouiji board, and the strange & mysterious forces that determine who will be champion of College football.

Plzz call me i have faceboook account problem

Plzz call/ email  facebook u-self.

Plzz call me 00971562875053 its my number i have faceboook account problem .
I can't open my account. It has temporary unavailable.
I need your help .
Dear i have no bad post or no bad msgs no bad comments.then why it happened to me

Plz i need help my Facebook account not working it has temporary unavailable.
Why plzz help me whats wrong with my account

Plzz give me facebook online number i want call plzzz its very urgent

...you have reached the non-Facebook operations center for lost and forgotten passwords.  No one is available to take your call at this time.  We are closed for the holidays.  Thank you!

Director of Operations, ANonieMouse, has given instructions earlier in this thread.  Please read them.

Juna has not missed an id.