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Lady with exotic accent from a far, far land called. I immediately thought of palm trees, coconuts with rabies and domestic disturbances between her and a pool boy named 'Raul' but alas! Instead of the last single chick on Ashley Madison, it was her mother who immediately started telling me about my late car insurance payment only to then switch up to trying to save me money on my car insurance. I think her name was Sanpeepoqwsgaadfuasth or something equally incomprehensible.

Great! This means in only 15 minutes I'll save a billion dollars on my moped insurance!

Sadly, at that exact moment, someone knocked on my door. Weeping in despair, I gently sat the phone down and went to answer the door. When I came back (10-15 minutes later) she had hung up! That left me both heartbroken and unable to buy a big ol' box of everything she was selling.

So sad.