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I am so glad I found this site!. Those [***] called my grandmother to tell her I'm being investigated for check fraud. Thankfully my grandmother knows me well enough to know that I don't write checks in the first place. When I called them back to find out exactly who it was, they called themselves "investigators". I questioned one then I guess she got nervous and transferred me to someone more seasoned. That [***] then told me if I didn't pay $735 I would be arrested and receive s felony. Keep in mind this "investigator" only had information for me from 2006 and didn't have any current information. But he's an investigator. I then called Harris County Check Fraud Dept and they had no idea what I was talking about. I have never been under investigation nor was I ever in their system. I immediately reported them to the FTC.

Investigator Barnes Just Left Message On My Phone Cause Someone Gave Them My Number Cause I Have Same Last Name Of Person They Are Looking For ISN'T Even FOR Me!!! How STUPID!!! Anyway... If You DO Have A Cell Phone You CAN BLOCK THESE JERKS From Harassing You.... Just Call Your Phone Company & Have Them Block The Number. It Doesn't Take But A Minute & Wallllla... It's Done.... No More Phone Calls From Dumb@$$ People. The Number They Called Me From Was 513-442-0807. May The Itch Of 1000 Camel Lice Be On Their Crotches.... And Their Arms To Short To Reach!!!

I was sitting in the railroad depot in Minneapolis, Kansas when I got a phone call on my phone and I answered my phone and someone was on the other end. He said that I owe the bank 2 dollar for printing checks I never ordered.

I hear that train a coming so I walked the line at Folsom Prison and went to Memphis and saw Luther play the boogie and then got married in a fever.

By the way, I am not dead.

Elvis & I are sitting on top of Blueberry Hill making a new album due out early 2013.