shills & trolls and weirdos (oh my)

Lots of strange posts on https://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-877-714-9640/2.
Some seem to be shills, others are just a waste of space.  Several are in a short span of time, so maybe they are from the same person, replying to himself?

Shill impersonating another poster in a "rebuttal".  https://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-202-350-9833#p1032617824087066335

Shill a pooloza on this thread, first we had Sarah now kystyna who can't spell the name of her "client"  https://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-603-366-1099/2#p1032624562085511009

Someone's unwanted call is mental :
https://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-914-831-3606

You too can join the Iluminnati!
https://complaintwire.org/complaint/lPiyBm8Am ... 748217700794077

The "join the Illuminati" is one of the newer "formats" being run by Nigerian scammers.  After filling out the "application", there is the matter of a fee to be paid via Western Union or money gram.   The post on the Complaintwire had an African IP

Prince Valenzuela/Taylor/\VETTER AKA MR says :
https://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-989-717-7589#p1056657075954076646
To Let you know i'm not a female, i'm a Partnerships and also a OFFICER & a GENTALMEN with many Organizations, CORPORATE'S, OPCMIA, PERMANENTLY TRUSTED ACCOUNT'S REGISTERED WITH the ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH i'm a Peace Maker and wish I had a Beautiful Women inside and out I like that Song TITLED "THIS IS ME MISSING YOU" it's Aswome

There was a similar one posted earlier where the poster professed to be a God-fearing person.

That one, contributed by William, takes the prize for today.

Leaving aside the bad spelling and grammar, there is one huge factual problem.  This "not a female" wanted people to know that he was deserving of respect.  Obviously he already had my respect as an officer and gentalmen with multiple organizations, not just the few who claim to have officers and gentalmens.  He even has a trusted position in the Roman Catholic Church.  That trusted position, however, is inconsistent with his claimed OPCMIA qualification.

Here's what you get in a Google search for OPCMIA:  Operative Plasterers' and Cement Masons' International Association (OPCMIA).  I think he was claiming rank in the Ancient Free and Accepted order of Masons.  I think he missed his aim.

Title SHOULD be "shills, trolls, weirdos and the untreated mentally ill". That last category has been fouling online space since AT LEAST my 300 baud modem back in '85. Back then, all the other categories were merely lumped into that last one ;)

That one's funny. Who wants to be one the "most influenced people"? I'd rather be influential, not gullible.

Sigh,  while checking on the following thread I found one of these copy and paste trolls.
https://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-888-534-4662#p1057023665059885539

Michael, shilling for debt collectors.
https://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-855-420-5296#p1057078151093516492

I made a copy of Micheal the shill just in case it disappears for some reason

Denis replying to every old post on the thread.
https://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-800-479-8189/2#p1057093189518991410